Author: Window Shutters

Donald Trump is visiting a school

He enters one of the classrooms and asks the students if anyone
can give him an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stands up and says, “If my best friend was
playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that
would be a tragedy.”

“No”, says Trump. “That would be an ACCIDENT”.

A little girl raises her hand and says, “If a school bus that
was carrying fifty children crashed and everyone in it died, that
would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not”, says Trump. “That is what we call a GREAT
LOSS”.

The room is silent, and none of the other children volunteer.
“What?”, asks Trump. “Is there no one in here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?”

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand and says in a timid
voice, “If an aeroplane carrying you, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton,
Mike Pence, Boris Johnson, Theresa May and Jacob Rees-Mogg was
blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy.”

“Wonderful!” beams Trump. “And can you tell me why that would be
a tragedy?”

“Well”, says the boy, “Because it wouldn’t be an accident, and
it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss!”

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